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Hart E&P shares reader feedback about the infamous Tiger Mike. (also, see our precious post)

Meanwhile BOE Senior VP Odd Finnestad recalls experiences with Mike-like characters offshore Norway:

For some reason I think there were many – and still are some – Tiger Mikes around in the business. I know they were here in Norway when our first field, the Ekofisk, was discovered by the “Ocean Viking” and later developed the field way back in the sixties. And when you would be sacked simply for having been clumsy enough to have had your fingers crushed by the makeup or breakout tongs. The comment of the ODECO supervisor would then probably be: “Five minutes for a smoke. Then you come back or you f…. jump on the first f…. helicopter!” He might even have added: “And, if you do, I don’t want to see your f…. face again!” well knowing that it was not really necessary for him to elaborate on the fate of the poor Norwegian roustabout that had just signed on for the good money!

You do not find so many of these supervisors in the offshore NCS today. But I think I can still see some – busily harassing employees in other types of oil and gas related organisations.

The Tiger Mikes of today are much more subtle.  While they may say the right things (at least officially), their actions and offhand comments send other signals.  They insist on making every decision, create an atmosphere where employees are afraid to raise safety concerns, and ignore warning signs that might delay operations and increase costs.

When things go wrong, the temptation for both operators and regulators is to be more like Tiger Mike – more memos, more prescription, and more approvals. While this approach may address certain technical or operational details that contributed to a specific accident, it does not address the fundamental leadership, organizational, and cultural shortcomings that must be corrected to improve operational performance and reduce safety and environmental risks.

Great organizations stimulate and harness employee energy and ingenuity such that the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. Similarly, great regulations foster organizational excellence on the part of both the regulated community and the regulator.

Don’t be like Mike!

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Tiger's visionary health and safety policy.

Throw away your text books and ignore everything you learned in supervisory training classes.  Instead, study the wisdom of Tiger Mike, an oil baron and a visionary management guru.  In addition to his leadership genius, Tiger Mike (LSU grad?) was a brilliant wildcatter who drilled 49 consecutive dry holes (industry record?) and a snappy dresser (“Tiger Mike’s wardrobe consisted of only one-piece khaki polyester leisure suits with white shoes and white belt.”)  Truly inspiring!

I saw paper copies of these memos in the pre-internet days, and am pleased to see that they are now posted on the web, so that everyone can benefit from Mike’s wisdom 🙂

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I have stated over and over again, let me be perfectly clear. I am the National Incident Commander. I issue the orders. This will not be done until we complete the bottom kill. Admiral Allen, 5 August 2010

Al "I'm in charge here" Haig

Just kidding Admiral Allen 🙂

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Per Admiral Allen, BP will be starting the injection test (aka static kill, bullheading operation, topkill) this afternoon.

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Per the transcript:

Morning Admiral. My question is did you receive my documentation that indicates that possibly a nuclear submarine had ran into the drill shaft and caused this explosion?

No, but the ROVs discovered an advanced alien society on the seafloor.

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Cap, baby, cap!

BOE Senior VP for International Affairs, Odd Finnestad, was the inspiration behind this little ditty.  This is what happens to people who read 3,000+ pages of Montara testimony and submissions 🙂

Cap, Baby, Cap!

The Montara blowout has been capped.
The Macondo blowout has been capped (we think).
The Varanus Island report has been capped.
The Montara report has been capped.
The MMS has been capped.
The number of Macondo investigations has been capped (not!).

Deepwater drilling has been capped.
US production will be capped (zapped?).

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What a shock!

Shirley Sherrod, a Department of Agriculture employee, was labeled as a racist, thrown under the bus, and fired before the facts were considered.  I can’t imagine that happening in Washington <sarcasm intended>.

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Only hours after the Macondo well is shut-in there is an earthquake in DC.  Coincidence, I think not!

I’ll be submitting a damage claim to BP 🙂

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I tend to ignore the stream of Unified Command media advisories that provide updates on the whereabouts of cabinet officials and tell us how many times they have been to the Gulf Coast.  However, today’s message about Secretary Chu caught my attention.  I have never met the man, but one senses that he is monitoring the well integrity tests because he is truly interested in the technical details, likes to work with scientists and engineers, is not afraid of a challenge, and feels personally responsible for the success of the intervention work.  Let’s hope the Macondo well holds pressure, so that it can remain shut-in until it is killed.

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BOE was cheering for the  Netherlands and our good friends in the State Supervision of Mines, but it was not to be.  Oh well, Rio is only 4 years away!

And how about that octupus?  Perhaps we can get that creature interested in well integrity!

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