Post on X by Robert Sterling š:
We used to get hurricanes all the time. Big, powerful stormsābeautiful storms, but they were a disaster. And you know why? Because they didnāt respect America, they thought we were weak. So I called NOAA and FEMA and said āweāre changing it to the Gulf of America, because these hurricanes have gotta stop pushing us around, itās not good.ā And the weather people said āsir, you canāt just change the name of an ocean, it wonāt stop the hurricanes, theyāre too strong!ā But we changed the name and we got Tim Apple to change the maps and now we donāt have hurricanes anymore.
