Bud's Offshore Energy (BOE)

-Pacman like oil-eaters (don’t let these buggers loose in your crankcase!)

-Super-sorbents that soak up oil and convert it to an edible substance that makes you younger and better looking!

-Skimming systems that recovered 85% of the oil during the mysterious XYZ spill

To the hucksters: Show us the data!

To the media: Spend more time talking to the oil spill response professionals in the Coast Guard, MMS, NOAA, and EPA, and less time helping people promote themselves and their products.