Bud's Offshore Energy (BOE)

BOE Senior VP for International Affairs, Odd Finnestad, was the inspiration behind this little ditty.  This is what happens to people who read 3,000+ pages of Montara testimony and submissions 🙂

Cap, Baby, Cap!

The Montara blowout has been capped.
The Macondo blowout has been capped (we think).
The Varanus Island report has been capped.
The Montara report has been capped.
The MMS has been capped.
The number of Macondo investigations has been capped (not!).
Deepwater drilling has been capped.
US production will be capped (zapped?).